Y’know, if there was any justice at all in the world, you’d hear a lot more about random dingo maulings.
I keep waiting for my less balanced aggressors to be smited down, or hit by a Snapple truck or something, but if one or two of them happened to be mauled to death by rampaging dingos, I’d be pretty okay with that.
Stop & Wander 
If there were any justice, people would be totally amazed by my collection of marbles. I’ve got marbles large enough to choke a camel. Also, I read that whole section above as referring to dino maulings, which would be cool but impossible.
If there was any justice there would be a possibly related post link for this one that I could investigate, it is a weird phenomenon.
justice is overrated.
oh, nothing is random and there are no dingos…
R(etc… )
Marauding dingos and the subsequent maulings would be so cool. Perhaps you and I could start a venture on both continents. We would train dingos and add cybernetic implants to guarantee their loyalty and maulings. Game?
there is no justice
If I put on my sleuth-cap for an instance, which in my case I don’t have, my instinctive inference would be that probably justice was mauled by a dingo. Justly so.
To quote Elaine Benes: (Insert fake Australian dialect here or allow Paul to say it for you)
“The dingos ate the bai-by!”
Justice aside, I suspect there is at least one of your ‘less balanced aggressors’ who is, as we speak, suffering from internal dingos of her own creation.
Molo- Well, y’know, if more people knew about your marbles, um…
That thought kinda faded on the vine. Dinos! Rampaging dinos! Not so impossible. Man’s cracking the DNA stuff all over the place, I’m sure we’ll reckon a way to create something that eats us before too long.
Paul- You want a link? There ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premenstrual_syndrome
Hey. You asked.
aefiel- and under-exercised
Ron- Next you’re gonna tell me Baltar’s a cylon…
Stevo- *blinks* You’re the physical embodiment of the devil on my shoulder, aren’t you? Yeah… It’s a neat idea, with the singular drawback of being irrefutably evil. Nuts.
Bo- I could write a whole post on that, and get all philosophical and pretentious. Likely you’re right, but the impulse to seek justice in the world is probably as necessary, as ‘just’ an impulse as the striving to find truth.
There’s nothing just about a dingo mauling, of course. Kind of a play on how subjective and biased a personal interpretation of justice can be.
Sumedh- Wow. Woah. Paul, you want a link? There’s your link. Did you know about that stuff, or search it out? Uncanny.
Bob- I’ll bet she never got asked to watch anyone’s relatives after that.
yep I had major dose of that yesterday ha ha……….random dingo maulings, mmmm, yep, sounds good, I love the word smite, so much biblical clout.
Just for you.
Wow,
that’s really, really nice. I’m kinda… wow. Ty.
I saw what you did. :D
And I see Stevo has beaten me to returning the favor.
All I can think of at the moment is that line “the dingo ate my baby!” which I see has already been commented on.
I looked up, not sure I phrased it correctly, and found this:
http://www.printculture.com/item-187.html
Anyhow, I’ve had those kind of days too.
P.S. Thank you! I was so shocked at the nomination that I forgot to say that in my last comment.
Even when I am tired with the dust of Home Depot in my pores, to say nothing of the bathroom smog, you are so funny.