Who?

Just an early thirties, overly-introspective, west-coast lefty with my own little drawer of personal issues. Been goin’ through an unresponsive jag…

…but I’m sure it will pass. Cheers!

 

Previous Resume:

amuirin– I’m a blue-skinned bellydancer from the planet Melio 5 (not to be confused with the much more infamous Melio 15, home of Whilse Cornflapper, the 8 tongued double jointed gigolo/horse bandit). I have long, glittery pink hair and three earth degrees in Home Economics, Feminist Studies, and Deviant Psychology. I love horse back riding, long walks in the swamps and double bacon cheeseburgers with chocolate coated puppydog tails. I have been searching for a mate for a long time, but it’s hard to find an earthling who sings like David Bowie and can breathe underwater.

My goal in life is to someday harness my energies to write a big book of lies, instead of just typing small, sorry, manageable ones.

I live here.

That’s often enough to make people jealous.