Steal This Meme

David Rochester over at Quotidian Vicissitudes lifted this off of one of his blog reads, and I kyped it shortly after. He entitled it ‘Brevity Meme’. The idea is to answer each question with one/two words, if possible. I may have added, subtracted or bastardized some questions a bit. (Pirates, Scallawags and Blog Thiefs, they rarely stick to the rules). If someone out there gets the urge to subsequently steal it off me, well… I guess I had it coming.

1. Where is your bottom? — Here.
2. Where is your significant other? — *points*
3. Who is your favorite blogger? — All weeble kind
4. Your arch-enemy? — Bagel Fraggle
5. Your hair color? — Auburn
6. What is your favorite thing? — Books
7. Your dream last night? — A blank.
8. Your dream/goal? — Redemption
9. The room you’re in? — Fine, ty.
10. Your hobby? — Conversation
11. Your fear? — The Void
12. What do you want to be in 6 years? — Taller.
13. Where were you last night? — Crossroads.
14. What are you not? — Tall
15. One of your wish-list items? — Time-Machine
16. Where did you grow up? — Oregon’s armpit
17. The last thing you fantasized about? — Naughty Santa
18. What are you wearing? — leiderhosen
19. Your favorite TV show? — West Wing
20. Your favorite pet? — Fartley
21. Who would you like for a sex slave? — Tinky-Winky
22. Your mood? — Anticipatory
23. Missing someone? — Oh yes.
24. Your car? — “Meh.”
25. Something you’re not wearing? — Antlers
26. Favorite store? — Pirate’s Plunder
27. Favorite Breakfast? — Brie French Toast
28. Love someone? — Irretrievably.
29. Your favorite color? — Kinda cobalt
30. When is the last time you laughed? — 1:42pm
31. Last time you cried? — Yesterday