It’s been a long time since I posted recent search terms that lead people to my blog. The main reason for that is the recent ones haven’t exactly been knocking it out of the park. I think the internet is getting more streamlined thanks to advances in search logarithms, and a sort of weird media mentality that guides searches now, in which if it gets a lot of hits, search bots assume that’s what you most likely want, so you get fewer results of the ‘road less traveled’ category. (My God, that was a long sentence.)
I guess this streamlining had to happen with all the personal blogs and miniscule crap expanding exponentially on the net, but it sucks a tad-bit, too. Now it’s kinda like the book industry- you’re less likely to come across a lesser known jewel, cus the whole system is being engineered toward what’s already popular.
(I’m gleaning this hypothesis from some very spotty techie gleeps and blogs, and also from how the writing sites that sometimes employ me are now making authors use key search term language and u.r.l links to ensure insta-hitcounts; but I think I have it right.)
Anyway, this week there are finally a few intriguing phrases. I’ll slap them down here. Some of them would be awesome in picture form.
| i am a tiger my husband is an ox baby |
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| hobo spider hitchhiking |
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| “winston churchill’s penis” |
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| stop spiders in bedroom |
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Stop & Wander 