Rejected NaNoWriMo Titles

Ravings of a Narcoleptic Loony Bin

Fartley: One Cat’s Journey to Overcome Gastrointestinal Distress

How I Killed the Disco Homies in my Head

War and Peace

A Nun called Skanky

Why You Shouldn’t Date the Marlboro Man: a personal memoir

Koo Koo Kashu! (50,000 words for gesundheit)

Dirty Deeds with Dead Dudes: Coming of Age in a Modern Mortuary

Mystery of the Misplaced Cheap Blue Tarp

If God were Tree Fungus, and other brief, irrelevant musings…

The Floating Bordello

Garkle, the Manic-depressive-so-and-so

The Saga of Pokey: ‘Why I Killed that Limber, Green Freako’