Peep Slaying

 

A bright yellow box of freakishly cute peeps.

A bright yellow box of freakishly cute peeps.

 

 

A first and last look at the wide world.

A first and last look at the wide world.

 Can you drown a peep?

 

Not really.

Not really.

 

This little peep met a utility truck...

This little peep met a utility truck...

 

Poor Peep!!!

Poor Peep!!!

 

Handsome peep comes to comfort squashed peep.

Handsome peep comes to comfort squashed peep.

Uh oh. The seagulls like the look of handsome peep.

Uh oh. The seagulls like the look of handsome peep.

 

One of them snatches up h.p. and runs!

One of them snatches up handsome and runs!

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He attempts to eat it.

 

He attempts harder to eat it.

He attempts harder to eat it.

 

He really, really tries to consume the darn thing.

He really, really tries to consume the darn thing.

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After awhile, he takes a little rest.

 

Finally, he swoops off with the still intact peep prize.

Finally, he swoops off with the still intact peep prize.

 

Peep 3 decides it is her turn to commune with angels.

Peep 3 decides it is her turn to commune with angels.

 

In the iron belly of a seraphim.

In the iron belly of a seraphim.

 

Peep 3 goes on to prove that you can staple marshmallows.

She goes on to prove that you can, in fact staple marshmallows.

 

Peep 4 is the 'Hellraiser' of the brood.

Peep 4 is the 'Hellraiser' of the brood.

 

He attempts to fly coop; gets stuck in tree.

He attempts to fly coop; gets stuck in tree.

 

He hits on a couple of old birds.

He hits on a couple of old birds.

 

And then he went down in a blaze of glory.

And then he goes down in a blaze of glory.

Final peep was so cute, I almost lost my nerve.

Final peep was so cute, I almost lost my nerve.

 

I talked him down from the toaster...

I talked him down from the toaster...

 

But he would not be swayed from the microwave.

But he would not be swayed from the microwave.

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If you have  small children with you, or a medical condition, please avert your eyes.

* * *

 

The horror, the horror!

The horror, the horror!

No more peeps till next year!

A day in the…

…life? sun? breeze? fucked-up hoopla? You decide. Here are some pictures, scenes from the 804 trail in Yachats. (Even though it looks like the sound you’d make hacking up a hairball, Yachats is pronounced ‘Ya-hawts’)

What’s cute is you’ve got this ominous sign posted, right before you walk along a benign foot-path right out of a Disney movie. I think they’re just trying to screen out the timorous sea-peepers.

The fairest way to describe this stretch of coast-line is ‘retardedly picturesque’.

 

As always, click to enlarge what you want to enlarge. (Wouldn’t it be cool if you could do that in real life?)

Let’s play a little game called, ‘Find the sea-penis!’. If you ever owned a movie poster from ‘The Little Mermaid‘, you already know how to play.

No luck? There ya go. I’m like your genie of the phallus. Just… don’t… rub anything.

This little cove, just one of many inlets to discover tucked along the 804.

Jonathon Livingston, I presume?

Always end with just a *splash* of color.

Adieu.