Peep Slaying

 

A bright yellow box of freakishly cute peeps.

A bright yellow box of freakishly cute peeps.

 

 

A first and last look at the wide world.

A first and last look at the wide world.

 Can you drown a peep?

 

Not really.

Not really.

 

This little peep met a utility truck...

This little peep met a utility truck...

 

Poor Peep!!!

Poor Peep!!!

 

Handsome peep comes to comfort squashed peep.

Handsome peep comes to comfort squashed peep.

Uh oh. The seagulls like the look of handsome peep.

Uh oh. The seagulls like the look of handsome peep.

 

One of them snatches up h.p. and runs!

One of them snatches up handsome and runs!

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He attempts to eat it.

 

He attempts harder to eat it.

He attempts harder to eat it.

 

He really, really tries to consume the darn thing.

He really, really tries to consume the darn thing.

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After awhile, he takes a little rest.

 

Finally, he swoops off with the still intact peep prize.

Finally, he swoops off with the still intact peep prize.

 

Peep 3 decides it is her turn to commune with angels.

Peep 3 decides it is her turn to commune with angels.

 

In the iron belly of a seraphim.

In the iron belly of a seraphim.

 

Peep 3 goes on to prove that you can staple marshmallows.

She goes on to prove that you can, in fact staple marshmallows.

 

Peep 4 is the 'Hellraiser' of the brood.

Peep 4 is the 'Hellraiser' of the brood.

 

He attempts to fly coop; gets stuck in tree.

He attempts to fly coop; gets stuck in tree.

 

He hits on a couple of old birds.

He hits on a couple of old birds.

 

And then he went down in a blaze of glory.

And then he goes down in a blaze of glory.

Final peep was so cute, I almost lost my nerve.

Final peep was so cute, I almost lost my nerve.

 

I talked him down from the toaster...

I talked him down from the toaster...

 

But he would not be swayed from the microwave.

But he would not be swayed from the microwave.

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If you have  small children with you, or a medical condition, please avert your eyes.

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The horror, the horror!

The horror, the horror!

No more peeps till next year!

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20 thoughts on “Peep Slaying

  1. Oh my god, I love it! What a brilliant photo-essay.
    And it does give you pause as to what happens to these little creatures in your digestive system . . . or rather what happens to your digestive system when it comes in contact with those little yellow creatures.

  2. Sierra must think she has the coolest mother in the world. Bet she had fun helping you with this.

    A Peep artist on Sunday Morning said he never did anything to protect his work made from Peeps, they would last forever. Glad I don’t like marshmallows. That sounds scary.

  3. What No Peep Fight?!?!

    Next year take two toothpicks give them to two different peeps (by jabing one end into them at a 45 degree angle) stick them on a plate faceing each other with the tooth picks almost touching and microwave on Low for 5 seconds….then another 5 seconds….Yes peeps only get 5 second rounds.

    PEEEEEEEPPPPPPP FFFFFIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!

  4. Yes, indeed, you are a sicko. How could you??

    Even though I don’t like the sticky almost crunchy texture of Peeps, these are my childhood memories you are slaying.

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