advice to someone who undresses you 1 – Make it memorable, big-boy.
where can i get cockles 1 – Amazon.com sells just about everything, nowadays.
h.m head case 1 – Lemme guess… Paula Abdul’s private cruise ship?
princessa 1 – *grins* Oh, go on.
i like to eat soap how can i stop 1 – what is this, the Mouth Bleach Diet?
stop being so sensitive 1 – I can’t HELP it! They keep *looking* at me…
extreme ball buster 1 – Well, I’m working toward my certificate.
stevos penis 1 – I don’t wish to embarrass a fine, fellow blogger, but I get this search about once a week. What gives? (and gives and gives?)
omg you’re fucked 1 – Well aren’t you a right little ray of sunshine…
bugbear puss 1 – Nope. Exotic animal fetishists, you want the blog across the hall.
queen wishes 1 – Somethin’ about cake, tarts and beheading.
make a girl horny poem 2 – Hm. What rhymes with McConaughey?
“poking yr own eyes” definition 1 – Stupid. adj.
perpetually bored 1 – Yep, we aim to stultify.
why should you never pick up hitchhikers 1 – Cus… they smell like sauerkraut?
amazing creature 1 – *preens* Why, thank you.
dial yogurt body wash doesnt work well 1 – *snorts* Couldn’t get the fruit off the bottom, eh?
www bazooms it 1 – No go, but ‘www.bazooms.com’ was all like, ka-ching.
hard bug shells on plant that bleed red 1 – I don’t really know you, but you sound pretty warped.
what is anal floss 1 – Do you really, really want to know? Cus I can totally live in the dark on this one.
big boom meteor 1 – Big boom meteor zop face-crater in earth. “Kreeeeeee… *WHOMP!*” Make big fire; smash Nissan. Krakow.