The most colorful search terms that brought people to Stop & Wander during the last week of January:
aberration pussy ass – Yes. Well. May as well start with a bang.
underwearless – The technical term is ‘commando’.
shark shaped cereal – A bite in every bite.
guy licking womans face – His name was mocku, and it wasn’t just the women. Men, too. Puppies. The occasional volkswagen.
june 11 “day of the limit pusher” – I’m marking it down with red ink.
giantess fart – thus was coined the term ‘gusto’
brazillian tanga string pantrys – Darling, darling, You’re confused. Sit. Rest. But not too close to the giantess…
“cats are bastards” poem – I *must* have one!
arooo– This was just adorable.
genghis khan penis– You mean, someone else share s my curiosity about the marauder’s member? What are the odds?.
celebrities struck by lightning– If I had to guess: Paula Abdul, Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise all show hints of voltage overload.
we don’t want to bug you – mi cocoon, su cocoon
trees spatial rhythm – Pothead sighting! 3 o’clock!
can i give my rabbit cuttlefish to gnaw – the horror, the horror~!
beargrease medicinal – as I understand it, a foul but competent laxative.
photo of what hell looks like – And you see this blog as an obvious resource…
fishnet butt – A rather distant cousin of the mermaid.
my fear is your remorse– I’d like to introduce you to my friend, the giantess.
muppit sex – Of all the typos of all man’s collective history and painstaking endeavor, this strikes me as the most ludicrous.
k. sneezy – Good Lord! How did you discover my ultra-secret rapper name?
funny people were talking – Oh. That’s how.