Loopy search terms: A happy weeble staple. Here ya go! This week’s bestest.
am i weird if i stuff my bra – I’m confident that you’re weird irregardless.
how to catch cockles – Just tell me there isn’t a hook involved.
what candy choice has t do with your penis – I’ll admit, I’m intrigued.
sugar dead skull – well heavens, don’t sugar the live ones!
foghorn von leghorn – What is he, a chicken or a baronet?
naked nudity japanese – from the asian chapter of the department of redundancy department
site:bugbear.wordpress.com amuirin blog – Somebody wants me. Somebody wants me bad.
a picture of a fat guy in g string – No access to a Wal-Mart, eh?
why bra off? – *grunts* Itchy titties. Oog.
anal floss – Give it up! This idea will never catch on.
how to stop voices in my head – Blunt trauma is said to do wonders.
yes, stranger i know who you are, – Well? I’m on tenterhooks.
in my womb, sharks eat – Okay, okay, your cramps are worse than mine.
how many calories in 1 root beer barrel – I don’t know but I bet your name is ‘Tiff’ or ‘Kimberly’, and I bet you’re in dire need of a cheeseburger and some comfortable shoes.
animated dancing/singing frogs – That sums up my blog in a nutshell, really.
For fans of freaky search terms, stop & wander’s former googlefests:
Stop & Wander 
I am so jealous of your search terms. Mine are nowhere near this entertaining.
I’m jealous too. Mine are quite dull compared to this.
Always entertaining, Am. :)
That should be “Mine” but you probably know that.
Oh heck yeah, mine are way boring compared to yours. Clearly I am re-miss in using properly off the wall phrases now and then. Anal floss? oh. My.
I don’t know why it is, but ‘anal floss’ shows up every single week without fail. I wouldn’t think it was an idea worthy of such persistence.
There seem to be just a couple posts that generate all the weird search terms. I did that one about how to hypnotize people into getting naked, the day of the dead post (skulls, skeletons, death, muerto), the adorable baby sharks post, and then ‘horny girl with g string’.
The mix of those four over time has generated a never-ending spring of charming (or scary) weirdness from google et al.
The halloween candy and alien post also throw some spice into the mix.
Wow, any one of those beats my How To Make Myself Look Like Paris Hilton In Sex Video.
I was sitting here laughing my head off, and my husband asked, What’s so funny. So I explained, and then I started reading my favorites (I got rolling at foghorn von leghorn), but he didn’t quite get it. Ah…non-bloggers.
hey, I think I missed the animated/dancing frogs!
If only my search terms were this entertaining. Not even close. Will you write a guest post for me? I need some freakishness in my life.
many people are googling some funny stuff. my weebles are funny too.
I feel bad though for the people looking for white women with pants on. ha ha. Porn. Is google used for anything else? Just add naked or hot to your blog and your get more hits.lol