New angles on the candidates, or… I get a little bored.

So you call yourself a liberal. Food for thought:

Graphologists disclosed some of the traits that voters could expect from the presidential candidates, but they didn’t mention on the major websites that according to the curlicues on his esses, Obama likely favors the missionary position twice a week.

McCain, on the other hand, has the kinky big C which signals sexual openness, and his Z’s betray what has become standard practice for short, white, republican men: willingness to engage with whomever comes into an airport bathroom.

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