I’m just gonna post my favorite 1 or 2 search terms from each day this week.
my god is a rooster cartoon – I’m not making these up, I swear
rhino genetalia – Now would I order a red or a white wine with that?
how to get over a lover who keeps coming – Just be honest. Oh, and wear a poncho.
poising huge hairy bears – There’s nothing really wrong with that, but it sounds totally obscene.
weird mouth chupacabra – I think its cosmetic aspects are probably the least of your concerns.
i ate your heart – Oh yeah? Suck my cockles.
what do i do with my poisoned leg – ebay!
lol cat bra – I can haz cleavage?
if a thousand men were not to pay their – No. No, no, no. You can’t just ask half a question and then leave! That’s the shittiest cliff-hanger of all time! If a thousand men were not to pay their what? What? Their alimony? Their phone bill? You get back here and finish the frickin’ question!
Gosh darned googlers.