This is some stuff I made myself a self-appointed expert on, and other people actually believed me.
How to Keep New Years Resolutions
Hard Rocking Lesbian Twins
Family Cell Phone Plans
(isn’t that ironic, superfly?)
(k, I am an expert on that)
Richard the Third
Teaching Teenagers how to Drive
Based on this list, I think you can probably assume most information on the web derives itself from a completely bogus source.