This isn’t a redirect to some xxx site, no. But rather than write my own master-work or literary gem today, I’m going to send you weebs over to Tim Sandlin’s site.
Because he’s revealing what you ought to want to know: How to write real life, ass-slapping, body thumping sex scenes. Also, as a bonus, the true meaning of the word pundenda.
C’mon, you know you always secretely wondered. Go peek.