All the rest of you have to close your eyes.
Miss Jo, in honor of your fabulous Oscar win, you have won the following fabulous prizes (valued at 2.5 paperclips)
1. You have been gifted the words ‘bunkum’ and ‘festoon’. You may start asserting your authority over the usage of these words and charging royalties beginning 8 am EST March 14, 2008.
2. Traffic will be directed to your blog free of charge for the duration of a Saturniid Moth’s life expectancy.
3. You have been given a deluxe copy of the animated short ‘Les Pingouins violent-ils?’ (Which was not an Oscar contender, but ought to have been.) You may access your copy at any time for all eternity, unless I delete my blog or Youtube cancels it.
Last but not least, I’m gifting you the fuzzy bummed warrior hottie ‘Eros’. He’s been my favorite for awhile, but it turns out I have other fuzzy warriors, so you can keep him. Don’t let him go to the zoo/church/a sorority by himself…. that can get expensive.