Rate the Chicken

I’m just jokin’. But I had to show this… I was looking for pictures of fraggles, and saw a thumbnail with the caption, ‘I don’t even know what to say’.

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What can you say? It’s clear the government is doing experiments on muppets and hapless chickens. I’m overwhelmed with the urge to both befriend and run away. It’s smiling… do chickens smile? I think future nightmares will be laced with exotic poultry.

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12 thoughts on “Rate the Chicken

  1. ya know, I was distracted when I posted my comment….

    The thing I missed was “I was looking for pictures of fraggles” which should at least have a post of its own if not a congressional investigation…

    Just sayin’

    R(etc…)

  2. Okay, let’s see if I understand this correctly. You’re (by all accounts) apt to fall short of superior in any comparison of your looks with those of any other member of your species (or practically any other species, for that matter), you’ve spent your entire life in a cage, and your prospects of imminent demise are better than any hopes you might have had for getting laid… would you be happy?

  3. Bob- Well no, no, i would not. And he’s still smiling. Actually I’d be wildly unhappy sporting that hairdo alone. I admire this side of you, the bold, poultry advocate lurking beneath the happy-go-blogging exterior.

    gingatao- :) Doesn’t it look like it’s about to talk? I think there’s a creature like that in David Bowie’s ‘The Labyrinth’.

    GardenLily- Hi Garden Lily, welcome. You had the moonpicture, yes? Beautiful site.

    rtd- that made me laugh. Fraggles are very near and dear to my heart, but on your suggestion I’ll save that for its own post.

    anhinga- This intrigued me. I know that name, but don’t know the connection to crazy chicken so I’ll be googling.

  4. I love weird looking chickens. I once had a whole calendar of them. I still keep pictures of them on my bulletin board in my office. I think the cleaning staff think I’m into some really, really weird shit.

  5. mad- yay! Another muppet fan.

    jaynova- that made me laaaaugh when I read it.

    LB- have you ever met aos? He has bondage chickens in his kitchen. I kid you not.

    Robin- My first guess would be outer space… heh.

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