I’m just jokin’. But I had to show this… I was looking for pictures of fraggles, and saw a thumbnail with the caption, ‘I don’t even know what to say’.
What can you say? It’s clear the government is doing experiments on muppets and hapless chickens. I’m overwhelmed with the urge to both befriend and run away. It’s smiling… do chickens smile? I think future nightmares will be laced with exotic poultry.