It’s Monday again. If you’re feeling singularly uninspired, um, that’s why.
Do you know they have all the Halloween costumes up in the stores now? Maybe it’s not so strange but here in town at the local Rite Aid, they put their Halloween stuff up the last week of AUGUST.
That’s just kinda gross. Wanna make wagers on the first Christmas crap sightings?
What I want today is a Ho-ho. I ruined my physiological balance last night by having Coca-cola topped with an energy drink for dinner.
I didn’t think it would give me energy. It gave me jitters. The sugar bomb left me wacked out this morning. Both dehydrated and awful-feeling. Gotta love sugar. It’s basically low grade poison. I want more…
Hair of the dog, dontcha know. The only thing that can really cheer you up from a sugar crash is more poison. Something stiff too, not just chocolate milk on rice krispies. Maybe a nice bowl of milk duds.
That would be… unwise.
I’m going to read people this week and only talk in mindless little blurbs like this. Lets lay odds on the Christmas madness though. I’ll bet you one porno poem and a box of Cracker jacks that the first Christmas crap is gonna arrive in a pile of glorious consumer madness on November the 1st.
Anyone wanna up my ante?