What if I really am the randomly selected draw winner of the the UK National Lottery Bonus Promotion, selected from over 250,000 e-mail i.d’s in their computerized email selection system? What if I really did have the winning ticket attached to my e-mail address? What if I really have 6.5 million British pounds coming to me, if I only fill out the little form and contact the ‘lottery director’, Mr. Richard Carpenter, within 10 business days?
I could be a millionaire right this minute and never even know it. I’ll miss the opportunity to sip champagne with my pony, Antipodes, on a pearl colored yacht in the South-Sea, all because their stupid winning notification letter looks so much like a retarded scam.