I get stupid spam emails all the time, particularly the ones where someone is dying of a horrible disease in a foreign country, and if I will only give them my bank account number, I can have a portion of their mind boggling riches.
Yeah. *clicks delete*
Today I got one that caught my eye a little, though. ‘You are qualified to refiance!’
re-fiancé? Well…. now… that’s something to think about. I actually know a little something about this, having been engaged 4 times, twice to the same man (and none of these actually resulted in marriage).
There’s a saying that goes, ‘Three times a bridesmaid, never a bride.’ Since the last 5 years have been surprisingly engagement free, I’m starting to think ‘Four times a fiancee, stop kissing freakin’ frogs.’
(I don’t really think that.)
(I was just bein alliterative.)
But refiancé… I mean, this idea has potential. Send a brochure… I’ll actually read the fine print.