Do you wanna spit, rant and howl? Do you wanna scorch, roast or eviscerate? My kingdom is your kingdom.
I’m way behind on everything that takes time or effort today. I should write people back, and write something thoughtful here, and write an article that’s been on the back burner for three weeks, but I’ve just written my fingers off on another site, and I’m going to go play in the sand now. So nyaa.
I was thinking it would be fun to start a hate-mail thread, though. I love reading hate-mail. Unless it’s someone I like who turns out to hate my freakin’ guts. That’s always a bit of a bummer.
So if you’re bored, or tremendously angry/imaginative with no outlet, you can leave your hate mail here on this post and I’ll comb through it with the voyeuristic delight of a reclusive panty-sniffer dumped unceremoniously in a girl’s dormitory on laundry day.
If you need a target to hurl your rancor forth upon, here are some possible options.
Whomever designed c.d. wrappers
The last person you had to deal with at the d.m.v
Your spouses’ ex
Whomever wrote the script for Van Helsing
People with high metabolisms
That should get the angry juices flowing. Take your time. Negative vibes need careful nurturing. You can direct your foul-mouthed hatred at me if you like, but make it imaginative or I might creatively edit.
That could be fun, too.