Who?

Just an early thirties, overly-introspective, west-coast lefty with my own little drawer of personal issues. Been goin’ through an unresponsive jag…

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…but I’m sure it will pass. Cheers!

 

Previous Resume:

amuirin- I’m a blue-skinned bellydancer from the planet Melio 5 (not to be confused with the much more infamous Melio 15, home of Whilse Cornflapper, the 8 tongued double jointed gigolo/horse bandit). I have long, glittery pink hair and three earth degrees in Home Economics, Feminist Studies, and Deviant Psychology. I love horse back riding, long walks in the swamps and double bacon cheeseburgers with chocolate coated puppydog tails. I have been searching for a mate for a long time, but it’s hard to find an earthling who sings like David Bowie and can breathe underwater.

My goal in life is to someday harness my energies to write a big book of lies, instead of just typing small, sorry, manageable ones.

I live here. coastline2.jpg

That’s often enough to make people jealous.


19 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 June 23

    great writing here lady.
    can’t wait to read more.

  2. 2007 July 10

    Hey, what happened to Down the Rabbit Hole? We lost you for a while, but it’s nice to see you again.

  3. 2007 July 10

    I blew it up. It’s nice to see the Gorillas again, too.

  4. 2007 July 17

    Wonderful writing. I’m hooked.

  5. 2007 August 21
    Rick R permalink

    There is something magical in the words and thoughts being expressed here.. you have a new fan….

  6. 2007 September 20

    Couldn’t agree more! You can add a new fan to your fan-list.. Alltough I don’t know any famous people who actually have a fan-list.. But you hopefully got the point :p.

  7. 2007 December 1
    gingatao! permalink

    Cool bananas.

  8. 2008 January 10

    So, of course, being from Melio 5, you understand italian as well as all other languages on this small planet! Ah, now i can stop wondering how come my blog ended up among your Huckleberry Tarts!
    Thanks for visiting the mediterranean :-)

  9. 2008 March 18

    amuirin –

    If I have not said it before, or in some
    time – You Rock…

    Thank You

    Poetman

  10. 2008 April 15

    Freakin’ Poetman… he always beats me to the good comments. Well, then, you get warmed-over hamburger casserole: You write good.

  11. 2008 November 2

    Hehe. Love your style. How often do flights from Earth stop at Melio 5. Sounds like a great place for shore leave.

  12. 2009 February 10

    Happy Birthday!!!

  13. 2009 February 28
    Needs permalink

    How’d you get so schmaht? I’m sure contact with me had something to do with that. You?

    ;)

  14. 2009 April 5

    I don’t know when you posted this new picture/bio? but I’m still laughing. This is art, though. Seriously.

  15. 2009 July 29

    Really good stories. Loveit!

  16. 2009 November 2
    malachijung permalink

    i love that picture

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