Whose Who

amuirin- I’m a blue-skinned bellydancer from the planet Melio 5 (not to be confused with the much more infamous Melio 15, home of Whilse Cornflapper, the 8 tongued double jointed gigolo/horse bandit). I have long, glittery pink hair and three earth degrees in Home Economics, Feminist Studies, and Deviant Psychology. I love horse back riding, long walks in the swamps and double bacon cheeseburgers with chocolate coated puppydog tails. I have been searching for a mate for a long time, but it’s hard to find an earthling who sings like David Bowie and can breathe underwater.

My goal in life is to someday harness my energies to write a big book of lies, instead of just typing small, sorry, manageable ones.

I live here.

That’s often enough to make people jealous.

imtayopay - Imtayopay is amuirin’s one indispensable, life long friend. He is also a Zachnomonid from the Exyllon Belt. This means, of course, that he has three legs and absolutely no control over the fact that 92.3% of all female sentient species find him irresistable. Imtay collected earth degrees in English, Ju-Jitsu and Archery by the age of 13 before deciding to devote his life to the perfection of gourmet chocolate.

This move catupulted him to cult-status among female admirers, but what can you do? There’s the occasional hair in the fudge torte, but in the interest of numminess, such things can be overlooked.

Imtayopay does not live here:

But he is wearing mismatched socks.