Steal This Meme

David Rochester over at Quotidian Vicissitudes lifted this off of one of his blog reads, and I kyped it shortly after. He entitled it ‘Brevity Meme’. The idea is to answer each question with one/two words, if possible. I may have added, subtracted or bastardized some questions a bit. (Pirates, Scallawags and Blog Thiefs, they rarely stick to the rules). If someone out there gets the urge to subsequently steal it off me, well… I guess I had it coming.

  1. Where is your bottom? — Here.
  2. Where is your significant other? — *points*
  3. Who is your favorite blogger? — All weeble kind
  4. Your arch-enemy? — Bagel Fraggle
  5. Your hair color? — Auburn
  6. What is your favorite thing? — Books
  7. Your dream last night? — A blank.
  8. Your dream/goal? — Redemption
  9. The room you’re in? — Fine, ty.
  10. Your hobby? — Conversation
  11. Your fear? — The Void
  12. What do you want to be in 6 years? — Taller.
  13. Where were you last night? — Crossroads.
  14. What are you not? — Tall
  15. One of your wish-list items? — Time-Machine
  16. Where did you grow up? — Oregon’s armpit
  17. The last thing you fantasized about? — Naughty Santa
  18. What are you wearing? — leiderhosen
  19. Your favorite TV show? — West Wing
  20. Your favorite pet? — Fartley
  21. Who would you like for a sex slave? — Tinky-Winky
  22. Your mood? — Anticipatory
  23. Missing someone? — Oh yes.
  24. Your car? — “Meh.”
  25. Something you’re not wearing? — Antlers
  26. Favorite store? — Pirate’s Plunder
  27. Favorite Breakfast? — Brie French Toast
  28. Love someone? — Irretrievably.
  29. Your favorite color? — Kinda cobalt
  30. When is the last time you laughed? — 1:42pm
  31. Last time you cried? — Yesterday