This week’s search terms
I’m just gonna post my favorite 1 or 2 search terms from each day this week.
my god is a rooster cartoon - I’m not making these up, I swear
rhino genetalia - Now would I order a red or a white wine with that?
how to get over a lover who keeps coming - Just be honest. Oh, and wear a poncho.
poising huge hairy bears - There’s nothing really wrong with that, but it sounds totally obscene.
weird mouth chupacabra - I think its cosmetic aspects are probably the least of your concerns.
i ate your heart - Oh yeah? Suck my cockles.
what do i do with my poisoned leg - ebay!
lol cat bra - I can haz cleavage?
if a thousand men were not to pay their - No. No, no, no. You can’t just ask half a question and then leave! That’s the shittiest cliff-hanger of all time! If a thousand men were not to pay their what? What? Their alimony? Their phone bill? You get back here and finish the frickin’ question!
Gosh darned googlers.
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May 10, 2008 at 9:45 pm
poising huge hairy bears, not posing like a taxidermist, i will pondering this one conundrum all day, huge hairy bears are not reknowned for their poise,
May 10, 2008 at 9:55 pm
LOL!
You get the best search engine terms. Mine are very dull in comparison.
May 10, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I think this is the best list so far of search terms/ripostes.
May 11, 2008 at 12:54 am
Tax-bills. Stupid conditional sentences. No one should use them.
And, you know, I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s messes. Maybe if they can’t finish a sentence properly, they