This week’s search terms
I’m just gonna post my favorite 1 or 2 search terms from each day this week.
my god is a rooster cartoon – I’m not making these up, I swear
rhino genetalia – Now would I order a red or a white wine with that?
how to get over a lover who keeps coming - Just be honest. Oh, and wear a poncho.
poising huge hairy bears – There’s nothing really wrong with that, but it sounds totally obscene.
weird mouth chupacabra – I think its cosmetic aspects are probably the least of your concerns.
i ate your heart – Oh yeah? Suck my cockles.
what do i do with my poisoned leg – ebay!
lol cat bra – I can haz cleavage?
if a thousand men were not to pay their – No. No, no, no. You can’t just ask half a question and then leave! That’s the shittiest cliff-hanger of all time! If a thousand men were not to pay their what? What? Their alimony? Their phone bill? You get back here and finish the frickin’ question!
Gosh darned googlers.
poising huge hairy bears, not posing like a taxidermist, i will pondering this one conundrum all day, huge hairy bears are not reknowned for their poise,
LOL!
You get the best search engine terms. Mine are very dull in comparison.
I think this is the best list so far of search terms/ripostes.
Tax-bills. Stupid conditional sentences. No one should use them.
And, you know, I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s messes. Maybe if they can’t finish a sentence properly, they