This week’s search terms

2008 May 10
by amuirin

I’m just gonna post my favorite 1 or 2 search terms from each day this week.

my god is a rooster cartoonI’m not making these up, I swear

rhino genetaliaNow would I order a red or a white wine with that?

how to get over a lover who keeps coming - Just be honest. Oh, and wear a poncho.

poising huge hairy bearsThere’s nothing really wrong with that, but it sounds totally obscene.

weird mouth chupacabra – I think its cosmetic aspects are probably the least of your concerns.

i ate your heartOh yeah? Suck my cockles.

what do i do with my poisoned legebay!

lol cat bra – I can haz cleavage? 

if a thousand men were not to pay their – No. No, no, no. You can’t just ask half a question and then leave! That’s the shittiest cliff-hanger of all time! If a thousand men were not to pay their what? What? Their alimony? Their phone bill? You get back here and finish the frickin’ question!

Gosh darned googlers.

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 May 10

    poising huge hairy bears, not posing like a taxidermist, i will pondering this one conundrum all day, huge hairy bears are not reknowned for their poise,

  2. 2008 May 10

    LOL!

    You get the best search engine terms. Mine are very dull in comparison.

  3. 2008 May 10

    I think this is the best list so far of search terms/ripostes.

  4. 2008 May 11

    Tax-bills. Stupid conditional sentences. No one should use them.

    And, you know, I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s messes. Maybe if they can’t finish a sentence properly, they

Trackbacks & Pingbacks

  1. More Search Terms! « Stop & Wander!

Leave a Reply

Note: You can use basic XHTML in your comments. Your email address will never be published.

Subscribe to this comment feed via RSS