Words to shag by
This isn’t a redirect to some xxx site, no. But rather than write my own master-work or literary gem today, I’m going to send you weebs over to Tim Sandlin’s site.
Why?
Because he’s revealing what you ought to want to know: How to write real life, ass-slapping, body thumping sex scenes. Also, as a bonus, the true meaning of the word pundenda.
C’mon, you know you always secretely wondered. Go peek.
Tags: sex scenes, sex, writing guide, humor, xxx, ass slapping, body thumping, good time, hi-ho silver, faster, harder
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March 11, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Ok. I’ll go peek.
March 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I enjoyed that daytrip, thanks
………..I actually like writing sex scenes, I think they can really bring a relationship to life in novels but it is tricky for sure……
March 11, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, Tim apparently has the credentials to back up his statements, so I guess the element of humor IS the cement that keeps a relationship together. I seem to recall a certain amount of snickering by my mate whenever I got naked… I’m sure it was because she was anticipating just how much fun we were going to have.
Yea… that’s gotta be it.
March 12, 2008 at 1:08 am
Interesting link. BTW, just how many hits do you get with those tags of yours. Whoa, girl!
Just toooo funny.
March 12, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I love to shag by oldies.
March 12, 2008 at 9:20 pm
What is this “shagging” you speak of?
I’m off to visit…
March 13, 2008 at 12:45 am
Thanks for the link. Too bad about his dog though.
March 17, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Robin- ty!
Bob- lol, I’m sure that was it. I really like Tim Sandlin’s book, though his protagonists get in the darnedest situations.
Tricky, definitely. I like writing them better than showing people. Used to write stories for an ex, which I always jokingly dubbed ’smut-stuff’.
barbara- lol, the tags are more of a joke, the elaborate ones don’t pull anyone in, really, but the general ones do, cus there’s lots of blogs that share them. A plain ol ’sex’ tag will usually score 10-20 hits. Good eye.
Paul- It probably helps their blood circulate better, anyway.
Stevo- I think ’shag’ is the australian term for holding the kleenex for someone when they blow their nose. At least, I think that’s it…
LazyBuddhist- yeah, that was sad. Sex and death in the same post. Jung would have a field day.